Dirty Diapers

My sister-in-law claims she never used more than one baby wipe when her three kids had a dirty diaper. That does not even seem possible. Of course, you have to consider the source. My mother-in-law claims she never lost a sock in doing the washing and drying.

I use as many as it takes. In fact, I have a rating system that grades the movements down under.

0 --false alarm
1 --light
2 --normal
3-- "Some People Pay Good Money for this as Fertilizer"
4-- "Let's Not Feed Her That Again"
5-- "The Threat Level Has Been Elevated"

There is one more after five, but it is special. There's been a lot of talk about the "nuclear option" of late, but all I know is that occasionally when Tian assesses her options, she goes nuclear. That's when you don't count the wipes, you dump the clothes, and hose her off ASAP.